This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Those flithy westerners

cowards

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Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

The Dyson sphere would significantly increase the possibility of finding “Alien life” if one were built. You may be looking for slime, but just saying Alien can imply other things. Especially on mainstream media like BBC.

In recent studies, 55 CancriB is the most similar system to our own. However the star itself is an orange dwarf furthermore the system is a binary one. All other observed systems are even less similar to our own. Binary systems are the most common systems in the universe and we don’t have one.

I assumed this article wouldn’t provide much. Do they at least mention dyson spheres? I bet they don’t mention how rare our solar system is.

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but I was high

A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.

To see McCarthy calling for an impeachment, despite a law the republicans themselves made to stop trump from getting impeached during his term, is comical. Literally elementary school logic.

Did you clear the history? You probably didn’t do that.