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My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she’s not mentally disabled. 🤷

Oh no, we’re all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can’t be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

It’s very likely that more than a single person would find an issue…

Yummmm Baby season

If you moderate a community you still get access

TRAVEL REWARDS??? We’re in a conversation about people starving, and you’re like “oh but this one gives you a free flight to Jamaica”

Deeply??? It’s as simple as “If url = chrome download, show survey” it’s not decrypting or digging or searching. It’s literally right there. It’s the thing showing you the website. Of course it’s going to know what site that is.

Awwww cute lil hard drives 🥺🥰

I have a shitty $30 spectrum plan in NY and my IP hasn’t changed in 2 years. From what I understand, they don’t reserve it, but they don’t change it either

You also seem to have siavled your ability to spell

Before I got my cat fixed, he would suck his own dick

Well yeah duh

Would you like to know that I legitimately cannot finish unless my girlfriend is smiling? And I would presume I’m not unique in that regard.

Honestly, nothing beats two consenting adults enjoying eachother and sharing it with the world. Professional porn is disgusting imo

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