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minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·2 years agoSELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-22 years ago…AND behavior = ‘nice’? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoFor that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoYou forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 years agoInvalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoI would not fill my glass with string.
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.