Revel in the joy of our grand tax holiday! There will be no sales tax on thousands of items, to boost your solstice spending power! Video games, so long as you don’t buy them the normal way. Some beverages, depending on size and ingredients. Pencil crayons, if they’re bought as part of a package that contains blue ones. What spectacular benevolence!
This could actually have positive effects:
People might realize how little consumer tax actually affects them and get bored when PP makes it a cornerstone of his campaign.