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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

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      2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

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        BTC? No way, that’s way too sane. It’s going to be DOGE.

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          Nah it’ll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down

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        It’s not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.

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        Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they’d do.

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      He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn’t he?

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        Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It’ll get censored! /s

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      I wouldn’t be giving him any ideas unless I founded a company and he bought his way in

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