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Cake day: July 29th, 2023

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    • 3rd party charging stations throttled to half of power
    • 3rd party parts will display random errors while driving
    • glowing apple logo 24/7
    • system updated till 2100
    • locked bootloader
    • proprietary tires
    • 583 types of screwdrivers required to disassemble 83636 unique screws
    • scientists having to invent new substance to unglue battery
    • critical error no 62 bricking car, no one knows what it means
    • fatal design flaw gets never fixed, drop of water connects engine trace with main computer trace, everything burned with 100 kV
    • hard to reach weak chip, because manufacturer wanted to save $0.0006