Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life
This guy practiced on beer cans back home
See you boys at the crab orgy
That’s not going to fit
Backend engineers: CSS isn’t programming lol
Also backend engineers: HE
LP
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
To my marketing industry colleagues, I’m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.
I shit you not I have seen a job listing for forklift driver while looking for software jobs
Considering how poorly described the vast majority of software jobs are listed, I really can’t feel sorry for you lol
Just try searching “front end [insert your preferred title]” and see how many jobs are actually just frontend.
Controller reminds me of the Xbox Duke controller and that’s not a compliment.
Okay where’s the link
When the robot uprising happens, “shut it off” isn’t going to be an option.
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If we can’t use my MIL’s account I will pirate the shows instead
This is our company. Haven’t met our growth goals since covid? Make everyone commute three times a week, that will fix it. We need to bring everyone together to find the missing money that leadership decided we should be making.
China also consumes twice as much electricity as the US (half as much per capita)
I mean sure it killed all those monkeys, but it probably works in a human brain
I recognize that “this child is getting too damn heavy for this” face