My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”
Older millennial nerd.
My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”
I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.
Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.
Inbred cat.
I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”
I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…
I decided to think outside the box.
I like what they use on the Bananas Podcast. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”
Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.
I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.
I used to think Crocs were stupid. I
I was looking for indoor winter footwear for the cold floors: Slippers with socks were too hot. Slippers without socks were too sweaty and gross. Just socks wore out my socks too quickly.
I now have indoor Crocs. They’re great to regulate temperature.
A Big Mac is a cake?
So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.
Snakes: Easy Street.
A love story for the ages.
His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.
Highway interchange ahead?
I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin