It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

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A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…

Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

You knock it off right now, buddy.

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what

No thanks, I’ve seen this black mirror episode.

It’s my hand, actually.