There was an ice cream party for the company. Those who attended were laid off.

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

I’m an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They’re out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn’t mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you’re an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that’s only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It’s only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

Super Mario world with my dad

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

Yeah fuck the vaping thing but everything else is cool lol

Be an insensitive asshole

Nice to a fault. I think it’s because I try to be the person I always wish I would have had access to because I’ve never really had any support from anyone.

I got scared and sold lol :(

I can’t snap very well. Or whistle

Bet he didn’t animate himself smh he owed his success to the story board artists

That’s up to you I suppose

Tinder. We are married now and expecting a baby

Exactly lol. That’s why currently stuck commuting a bit more than 3 hours a day round trip to work smh

20k. I live in a shit hole

Ayy same.

From my point of view this is true. Except for the world slowly becoming physically unlivable to our species this is a phenomenon while not entirely new, true, has ramped up faster than ever before

We used to have a lot of empty plastic water bottles but I went and got a 5 gallon jug with a pump attachment and now we can just refill the jug with good water and not waste so much plastic

When I was young I learned to pick a female character and people would be way more nice to me and helpful when I was new and give me stuff.

Honestly same as well