I mostly play CS1 with mods (but very infrequently), and now it seems I’ll stick to that for the time being

That number almost certainly includes my state WA, with its 8.5 months of rain, and only 3 and a half nice months in which there are just 4-7 summer days when an AC would really be needed. While we usually wear raincoats for Christmas instead of snowcoats, cold snaps are getting more and more severe and common, and on some years these days we have a difference of up to 80 degrees between the coldest day (usually in February) and the hottest (usually in July).

And you guys get 8 months of winter

The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed