I always pronounce this as the Roman numeral; Twitter is now Ten. Just like those Ten Men films and Simon Cowell’s The Ten Factor.

I went to one of these wanky places in London and had to use my phone light to illuminate the menu sufficiently so I could see it, thanks to those shit light bulbs they insist on hanging everywhere. There are dozens of them and yet they give off no light… wtf is the point.

I had an identical experience with some other networks. It was some time ago, so difficult to recall fully, but I believe restarting my phone regularly was helpful. It may just have been that patience was required for the network side changes to be propagated, but the issue was resolved after one of those restarts.

London Underground themed. Where possible the station name somewhat reflects the purpose of the machine. Some names are shortened.

• Bank: NAS server
• Barbican: Jellyfin server
• Paddington: Pi-hole
• Piccadilly: Raspberry pi
• Heathrow: Proxy manager

Wireless access points named as DLR stations.

Network hardware named as Underground lines.

Station names can be chosen based on their zone to indicate physical location. Zone 1 in the house etc.

If you know, you know.

A chorus of protesting chickens. They should release an album.

It’s a Roman numeral for me…

• Ten-Men
• SpaceTen
• The Ten Factor
• Tenbox Series Ten
• Mac OS Ten

We’ll call it “the platform formally known as Twitter” and then we’ll sing Nothing Compares 2 U as we remember how much less shit it was before Melon blustered in.

Doesn’t sound like a hidden coded message to me. Seems quite blatant and direct.

No, I was employing sarcasm to make the same point that you are.

I know it’s unpopular, but I’d like unpopular opinions to be kept on unpopular opinion specific communities 😁