You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

Hello, Airplanes?

It’s Blimps. You win.

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Music and programming both have a sort of logic to them

Google is paying something around $60m a year for AI training on reddit content

So that’s gonna be helpful lol

Made a legally binding decision to massively overpay what the company was worth, or probably ever would be. Of course the current owners are going to take it

Like what Cambridge Analytica did?

It’s basically the cable TV model just with more steps

Need like 5+ services you pay $5-20 a month to instead of one you pay $75 to (numbers made up)

Apparently when cable first came to be, there were no ads

Why would you save dates as a date format when you can save them as an int or string and make calculations more complicated

How do you have worse aerodynamics than two bricks stacked on top of each other

Stock buybacks should be made illegal (well, just don’t allow them) again.

“our company only made 19 billion, we expected to make 19.1 billion, we are not sure how we are going to survive this”

Sometimes you have a product that’s a loss leader to hold marketshare instead

I can’t imagine adblockers are really that big of a deal, it’s just Google trying to get revenue off the 0.1% of people who use them

How VW, one of/the largest car manufacturers in the world, turns out the overpriced shit EVs it does, yeah… No wonder people are looking elsewhere

Covid also really did a number on the car market (like so many others), probably take another 2-4 years before the used market gets anywhere back to normal.

Capitalism demands perpetual and unlimited growth forever

Taylor Swift seems to be doing a good job with that.

Didn’t she get like 150k people to register in a day with an Instagram story or something

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandralevine/2023/06/21/tiktok-confirms-data-china-bytedance-security-cfius/?sh=3add3fb32708

You can literally search “TikTok data”

They said Virginia and Singapore, then whoops, it’s actually not

Iphones have fast charging now?

If we can fix some gerrymanders it’ll go a long way also

Like the shitshow that is the maps in WI, which will head to the (now) liberal controlled state Supreme Court.

If IBM actually manages to convert COBOL into Java like they’re advertising, they’ll end up killing their own cash cow

So much still runs on COBOL