I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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Cake day: July 14th, 2023

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  • Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

    Downvoted.

    Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

    Edit edit - fixed typo

    Ninja edit - fuck spez




  • One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.