kreekybonez

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.

nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!

I recently had someone complain about a bolt getting hot while they were wrenching it. they created enough friction to notice it heating up. and then kept wrenching it.

also, I’ve started replacing normal bolts with rounded hand-bolts, which are nearly impossible to over-torque, so long as they don’t take a pair of pliers to them.

just watched a sadly hilarious video of a mechanic struggle with reverse threads on highly specific rotating assembly. like, I get it, it’s not immediately obvious, but edit that wrong turn out if you want to make a serious explainer series. also, if you work with pivots that often, you have to expect that shit.

shit, guess I’m replacing the whole thing now

“little bolt no good anymore” - maybe don’t use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???

bold choice

klaus!

all-time sketch

was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.

I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like “hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son”

god wants the children to have incurable tumors