Master

It depends if she hot or not…

At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life… Keep their hair or keep their erection. I’ve started shaving my head!

I do it every other day with an electric and it take about 10 min… If I forget then it takes about an hour because its to long for the electric.

It is a cock tail thing.

I get this too but im pretty sure its from sitting and bouncing my leg. Causes my shoe to flex as if im walking but mostly my left shoe since I keep it more under me than my right while sitting.

They should have had Rick sneak into Mortys room and scream his name to get up. Can pull audio from other episodes from past. Morty wakes up screaming and punches Rick in the throat. Rick starts choking and Mortify asks if he is alright, using old audio again, than Rick punches him in the throat as retaliation. Then they both continue to choke for a few minutes. Then in new voices the agree to never talk about this again. Que new intro.

There is an ongoing study showing that artificial sweeteners (Aspartamein particular) cause cancer.

All those people trying to stay healthy to drinking diet things… are giving themselves cancer instead.