Grotesk maybe. The curve of “h” doesn’t seem to go high enough. Otherwise pretty close.
Like the Flying Ginsu?
Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.
Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.
Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.
Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!
Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!
Arr, I can’t be helpin’ with that, matey! But if ye have other questions or be needin’ help with somethin’ else, feel free to ask, arrr!
My notes during work meetings.
I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from “Life of Brian”.
“No I’m not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!”
Did you try looking in your search history?
The man wouldn’t last a
nhourminute working on an actual ranch.
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.
Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I’m in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.
As a designer, the conversation went like this:
Boss - I need a pie chart to show our goals!
Designer - Cool what are the percentages?
Boss - 57%, 77%, 100%
Designer - Are you sure a pie chart? Not a bar graph or anything else that shows growth?
Boss - I clearly said Pie Chart and I need it done in 15 mins!
Designer to himself - fuck whatever I don’t get paid enough for this shit anyway.
Very true, might be a mix of this and the other half of the table having an orgy.
That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!
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I’ll never use this. Who the fuck does need this? I download a new app maybe once every 6 months.