Oh my fuck I’m so glad these characters died out. Dolan memes were the bane of my existence while they were a thing.

Then they shouldn’t exist.

Any explanation they’d try to give would be an obvious lie anyway. It’s already clear what the real explanation is.

Recreation? Not everything strictly needs practical purposes. I’d certainly buy one if it’s affordable. Though it might have medical or therapeutic use.

What’s even the point? More evidence isn’t going to change anyone’s mind.

Only the first of the three scanned for me

The Fediverse is the solution.

Congratulations, you’re almost doing what you should’ve been doing in the first place.

Did anyone not realize this?

People lived with it for years with cable.

Yes it can

Do you really think ISPs will prioritize that over maximizing profit with “fast lanes”?