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🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

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Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk