Rose Thorne(She/Her)

My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.

ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.

Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.

Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.

Well, you’re coming back anyway.

Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.

If you were lucky.

I remember when people figured out the invisible characters glitch and BG chat was just a wash of shit talk all s p l i t u p l I k e t h i s.

Saw some people also use that for good, but a majority in my experience were just heinous.

"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.

Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."

It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.

It’s also a natural flea treatment if you can’t use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out

You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it’s extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.

They’re doing a service.

Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.

A nice stack of thinly sliced ham, provolone cheese melted within and on top, a nice warm sourdough or potato bread, some mayo and mustard.

I don’t know what switch flipped in my head as I got older, but a nice hot ham and cheese has become the occasional simple pleasure like no other.

I prefer “have a week” because that’s the minimum amount of time I want away from them.

Emotionally manipulated me back into multiple abusive situations to act as her shield, and has refused to so much as acknowledge what was going on. Can’t even have a talk about it, it’s just shut down immediately.

Now she doesn’t even know that she has a daughter instead of a son, and never will.

All, new. It keeps things fresh throughout my workday. I spend most of it on my own, and have a lot of points of 2-5 minute downtime. I end up sitting in the back office and browsing Lemmy pretty often.

YAHAHA! You caught me!

What about waffle fries?

It’s vague, but I have some memory of when a dog attacked me when I was 4. It’s less the complete event, more flashes of parts. The initial bite, being in the back of the car with a towel wrapped around my head with my mom crying. Bits and pieces of my time in the hospital after(being woken up by some piece of equipment letting out an awful noise, getting served Cheerios in a styrofoam cup) come through, too.

Depends on the breading used. Some are sweet, some are more savory.

Don’t do Mr. Sausage dirty like that.

We also now get more Non-Sausage Experiences, like McDonalds Soup, X Deepfried For An Hour, and the million dollar expense, lobster tails boiled in maple syrup.

Donkeys will fuck up anything. You can find videos of donkeys grabbing mountain lions by the nape and slinging them to break their necks.

I’ve seen local farmers who have a pack of Great Pyr to roam with the sheep, donkeys for the other herds. It’s a racket when something gets in, but losses are rare.

Either that, or a Final Fantasy character.