Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

Or just start as the mormon class

Some dude named Autumn’s dick

Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?

I had an asus rog laptop where after years of daily use the power port had gotten detached from the motherboard at least for one of the connections

Disassembled it and soldered it back in place and got a few more years out of it

$

You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught

No the world just ran out of coat hanger bones and is trying to hide it with plastic replacements

Removed by mod

((416 / 4.184) * 50) * ( 3 / 60 )

Or something like that

Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less

Nah we just need a satellite mechanic astronaut

Same

Reddit is not fun

Bertstrips