A brain scoop.
No prion disease for the working class please.
A brain scoop.
No prion disease for the working class please.
Programmers have it so easy nowadays.
You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.
“We spent sooo much money on getting this thing to be employee-owned and these motherfuckers are out here GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE!”
Game’s okay.
The developers however can eat a bag of rancid pig farts.
Shootin’ some b-ball outside of school.
You keep at it buddy. You’ll get to that summit someday.
They can’t all be Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.
This why I always carry a red crayon to mark a 45° line across their driver-side window. Then they can never drive it again.
Ran out of dodo eggs and ambrosia.
Roblox would never pass a child review. There’s literal gambling on that shit.
There’s probably someplace kids could go to learn about analog clocks…
Solving it is easy.
It’s the scrambling thats the problem.
Fell out of high-chair at age 2, faceplanted and bit through tongue with the only 2 teeth I had at the time. Now have a second uvula on the bottom of my tongue.
Fell off of rocking chair at age 5, smacked forehead on concrete basement floor and now have permanent skull deformation on left side of forehead.
Wacked in the back of head with mop handle by brother pretending to be Jon BonJovi at age 5, 5 stitches and small divot in the skull back there.
Hit on head by rock thrown by neighbor kid age 6, no significant damage.
Fell off bike akira-sliding into driveway at age 7, pizza-faced for a month.
Fell off footpath bridge headfirst on to rocks age 9, 6 stitches administered at a vet’s office because christian day schools are wild as fuck.
Head accidentally slammed in car door age 14.
Suckerpunched in a mugging at 17.
Hit in head by rock that fell off a passing dumptruck age 20, 8 stiches and was extremely lucky that I caught it on the second bounce.
There’s probably more that I’m forgetting (because you know, 10 head injuries.)
You might still see it in the desert.
I would, but I must suffer. Because there is currently a cat sitting on me.
Damn straight!