Not only a giant.

Everything was going well until the box I am not a robot had to be checked…

Very good one. It’s the first image on my mind whenever someone says sunset

Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.

I would be a pirate. Because the other word for pirate treasure is Booty. (Beastie boys influence, I guess)

Commenting after 11 days just to say I love this comment

To be fair, it looks just like the thing aunt Beru hides under her bed.

I hate to be the guy to say this on an internet forum. But mindfulness really does help. There are thousands of resources out there and finding one that is the perfect fit can be tricky. Most of them are to ‘new wave’ for me, but some are great and can really help with this.