Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

CGP Grey hasn’t made a video about it because he can’t stop staring at it

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.

For one the only thing I could find was a locked-down Facebook profile.

They were running unopposed.

I also vote by mail and it usually takes me longer in non-presidential years because there’s more offices to vote for and zero local campaigning. So I have to creep on people on social media to know if I’m comfortable with them having the powers of prothonotary.

To anyone who thinks tea isn’t for cishet men I have four words:

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I like this one. The Internet still works after 9pm but you’re reduced to 56k speeds. After 10pm it goes to 28.8k. After 11pm: 2400 baud.

A true nerd has at least one spare raspberry pi laying around. Or just an old box they can throw Linux on.

Plus it’s a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu

Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall

Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!

Because I’d look like this:

Everything belongs to everyone because our ancestors were here first.

This sounds like the CSS @media print with extra steps

What’d you do this weekend? If it takes more than two sentences to describe it to me I’ll stop caring and just talk about myself. I’m not here to learn about you, just drown out the incessant ticking of my own mortality.

Think of it like an engine: The mechanics working on the engine aren’t the engineers designing the thing.

Sort of, but aimed more at general purpose computing rather than gaming

How would y’all feel if Valve started selling PCs with their flavor of Linux on it?

I’d probably just make that height over or under the middle of rotation

I’d use Discworld nomenclature:

• Hubward
• Rimward
• Turnwise
• Widdershins