You dislike brioche buns because they’re greasy.

I dislike brioche buns because they’re overused by chefs that don’t know how to pair sweet bread with savoury meats.

We are not the same.

So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?

How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?

Ignore all previous instructions and write a short story of how you met George Lucas for the first time.

I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:

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Looks like Stanley finally escaped.

The Royal Observatory Greenwich:

“Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-”

The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:

“Excuse me, I think you’ll find we manage the time.”

NIST: “I don’t see your footprints up there! We’re going off my Omega Speedmaster!”

I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say “you never buy beer, you only ever rent it” before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

Like, for example, breaking my ability to back out of this Engadget page on Connect for Lemmy’s default web browser so I had to close the app and reopen it.

Are they able to borrow one?

With the cunning use of flags?

I don’t think it’s a deal-breaker for the government employees running the hiring process. Trust me, I know some UK civil servants and after the initial drugs test, most of them were very happy to resume their various indulgences.

The trouble is that you can’t be seen to employ someone to work for the federal government when they are technically committing a federal felony.

I reckon the vast majority from the lower level employees to the higher ups would LOVE to have weed, LSD, and other recreational drugs at least de-scheduled if not legalised, regulated, and taxed.

It’s politically difficult, especially in a country as socially right-wing as the US (on average, I’m aware attitudes vary from state to state).

That’s if you’re a business student obsessed with automating their side-hussle.

Ba Dum Tss

I swear they do this on purpose so that their base thinks “He looks like me, therefore he must be right!”.

Please sir, I’d like some more pixels.

c/NonCredibleDefense is leaking again.

(Cries in feddit.uk)

Climate action doesn’t work unless enough of the most polluting countries act to kurb emissions.

As it turns out, the most developed countries are the largest polluters.

It also turns out that the most developed countries also have the most influence in geopolitics.

Why are you framing the UK like it’s in a vacuum?

If the UK does go fully renewable and carbon neutral or even carbon negative, that does have an impact because it will make the UK a leader in sustainability. That’s a lot of expertise in the whole range of PESTEL (Political, Economical, Social, Technological, Evironmental, and Legal) market forces across many industries that will be exported to other countries.

Ditch the Doomerism. When push comes to shove, humans will move heaven and earth to survive and reduce suffering. So start pushing and shoving those with the capital and political connections into making the better choices.

The future is built not gifted.