Um, actually!

The crew didn’t blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface!

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you’re set for life.

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

Watch out for those radicals over on the Hexbear instance. They’ll getcha!

Tag yourself. I’m old man / living outside space-time

Ok but where do I vote?

No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.

I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.

I cannot disagree.

Turning my brain off to global affairs once or twice a week is essential to my sanity.

Huh! I had no idea. Thank you!

Could you elaborate on that? I’m not up to date on FOSS / open source licensing.

“What did you do this weekend?”

“I went to the second, secret Burning Man where they immolate an actual man.”

Don’t bring Zizek into this, let the lava buck skeleton talk.

No ads or subscriptions, no endless DLC.

Unfortunately, if you’re looking for a free download, the game you’re describing doesn’t exist.

The closest I can think of is Postknight 2. There’s unobtrusive (optional) ads, and the full game is playable—start to finish—without spending any money.

It’s very cute, and you can get pets… but it’ll take some dedicated playtime to unlock them for free.

As somebody who once worked at an ISP: they absolutely do that, and it isn’t illegal. In fact, ISP’s host many of Ookla’s speedtest servers. The less infrastructure your test needs to go through, the better the results will be—there’s nothing faster than a network that’s communicating with itself.

I am sorry. You need help that we cannot give on a message board. You need to find a trusted person you can tell your story to. You should ask them for help.

Good luck.

Sometimes I’m a put things on the fries fella, sometimes I’m a dippin’ boy. There’s no bad answer—only good fries!