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3 months agoCorporate be like “mandatory return to office aircraft hangar.”
An incomplete list of reasons I block accounts:
Corporate be like “mandatory return to office aircraft hangar.”
“Yeah but what if someone wants to store their files in Onedrive?”
“Well, Bobby. We ask them politely but firmly to leave.”
Yes but they are a different species. North America has the appropriately named North American beaver whereas they have the Eurasian beaver.
Eurasian beavers were actually nearly hunted to extinction by the onset of the 20th century but fortunately conservation efforts have led to their population numbers rebounding considerably.
Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!