I’m sure you already downvoted the post, you may move along now.

You do you, boo. I like my Mac and it suits my needs perfectly. The cost difference is a mere drop in the bucket for my org.

That seriously has to be the worst product I have ever used. I don’t understand how it’s still around.

bOtH sIdEs

Small hands

So he didn’t wrestle but he gave Vince a clothesline?

Let’s also remember that Trump literally wrestled in WWE.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Fair, but it does cost them money to send text messages.

And I will keep fucking with them and waste their time and texting fees.

I just got so tired of trying to find things that don’t suck, messing with bootloaders and custom ROMs, troubleshooting device-specific problems, all of that. I’m too old for that shit now. I get people doing it, but I just said “fuck it” and got the device that mostly Just Works and pairs nicely with my mac. I know, evil blah blah, but I also think Google is worse.

That kind of shit is why I finally switched to iOS. Android’s App Store has a huge seedy ghetto.

I actually designed and produced an Initech mug from cafepress and used it in the office. People thought it was funny but I was dead serious.

And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

As I learned from the “It’s Always Sunny” podcast (RIP): it’s a wig. It’s always a wig.

Typescript is verbose training wheels for JavaScript, change my mind

And if you buy any hardware from Google, count on it being discontinued and unsupported within a year. Anyone who continues to buy shit from Google is either deluded or a fool, or both.

The mind truly boggles

Same with Lowe’s. You can’t even get Halloween shit now, even though it’s several weeks away. I went into Kohl’s on Tuesday and it was all Christmas music playing.

Not true. Large-scale power plants are WAY more efficient at turning fossil fuels into work than internal combustion engines. Even if all electric car power was generated by coal (it’s not, almost half of electricity generation now is nuclear + renewables), electric cars would still have net emissions that are half of gas cars.