The only thing worse than its video player are the literal nazis on the site, has he tried watching video there? To call it dogshit would be an insult to dogshit, which can presumably be useful as fertilizer.

F6 goes to the address bar in (many? most?) web browsers

The X-Men need an upgrade

Ah, the good old days. Put on your show, get up and grab your snack/drink, come back just in time for the show to start, no ads the rest of the way

And even before that when adblockers just straight up worked on Hulu no shame screens to be found

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I don’t know what’s more impressive, that terrible auto correct or that I can actually tell what you were going for there (hurray for context clues)

No mention of descending numbers, looks like 654321 is still safe. Not that uh, I, would have any particular worry about that one, nope.

eyes dart back and forth rapidly

They want to make sure you’re using their tech for it

My preferred abblocker is ice cream. 100% effectiveness for me, no abs in sight!

Likely just for mentioning Musk

Rod²

Y’all are going to parties?

** Goes to uninstall the application **

Hello, it looks like you’re trying to uninstall Microsoft 365. Your plan has been updated. To keep Microsoft 365 uninstalled you will be charged $149.99 per year, plus a $74.99 uninstallation fee.

YouTube wants users to allow ads or sign up for Premium.

Weren’t they hacked recently? Are the drugmakers sure the data isn’t cheaper on the black market?

When you need that blu ray rip right now

Amazon’s Choice for 6 ft USB power adapters by GFIBREI

#374 in Lawn & Garden Accessories

A disc of malware resting on top of 4 malware elephants, riding a giant malware turtle

It’s just malware all the way down

If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

It’s on a bit of a diet, seems to be working, good for the universe