Cheap hookers that won’t give me weird things on my junk are rigged.

“It is so secure we don’t even need to check it anymore.”

MBA idiot says right before something they are in charge of gets compromised because some hacker took such a statement as a challenge.

But in order to create a solution that will be mainstream enough to make in-roads into the hold Big Tech has on the market

Firstly, I doubt their users asked them to be “mainstream”, only their want for a piece of the app store profit pie is asking for that.

Secondly, if the only way to make in-roads on big techs hold on the market is to become just like them, then maybe they should be trying to find a better way.

F-droid is not going to beat the Play store at its own game. And it shows how naive the maintainers of F-droid are if they really believe that.

Eh, no matter the phone I have had or the version of Android it has, it has more or less looked the same for years since I just install Nova and import the backup. Same thing for my lock screen. I will probably continue to use it the same way I have for years no matter what it technically supports.

Gotta get that post nut clarity to make sure it is you and not the horny feelings leading you to making that decision.

I don’t think you have to worry about that. I don’t think any Pixel has ever sold well by most metrics.

It has always been kind of funny to me that the painters of these official portraits had to at some point get directions along the lines of “I want it to be flattering but clearly me” for some of the portraits they had to do of what had to be pretty bridge troll ugly looking people.

Talk about going home that night after getting the assignment, having a stiff drink, and wondering how the hell you are going to get out of this one.

Could be worse, could have been your mother or grandmother.

They can try, but it is unlikley to work for long. So my general reaction is:

This meme does not contain enough toenail chewing.

If most companies didn’t get so horny for “open floor” plans and/or cubicles maybe nearly everyone wouldn’t hate their fancy expensive real estate holdings so much.

Someone needs to make a note to check back in with him when that leak does happen. Bonus points if the data leak includes some freaky things he is into.

Jesus, talk about getting rat fucked.

I’m sure throwing more money and contracts at Musk and SpaceX is going to help solve the problem any day now. /s

I think a lot of them, like the Google doorbell camera use rechargeable batteries. So you don’t even need the power cable. Just take it off of the mount every few weeks to charge it back up.

Then throw it in the trash in 2-3 years once the battery sufficiently degrades and buy a whole new one of course.

That I did, lol. Corrected.

I’m surprised there was no further validation or approval for that kind of money beyond “find the right person and socially engineer them.”

“The stock market is booming”. Fixed the first part of the title for you.

As for why all of the layoffs? Because in the short term it usually causes the quoted bit above.

Why do the employees bother asking him questions that they already know the answer to in the pit of their stomachs?

I hate to think so many in the field of tech could be so naive of the world around them.

All that talk about the punishment fitting the crime in the justice system, unless you ruffle the feathers of some rich corporation.