gimpchrist

I’m tired. And hungry. And not having fun.

And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.

Now the real question is which one is you… a 16 year old trying to justify wanting to fuck a 21-year-old, or a 21 year old trying to morally justify why it’s okay to have sex with a 16 year old

I was a housekeeper and most Asian folks leave a toonie on or around the pillow everyday in canada it was really sweet

I’ve lived in three provinces and have been writing letters to my mom since I was a child I know all about Canada Post and how shitty they are I’ve had over 30 years of experience with them. But look at the Canada group down voting me into Oblivion yet again for an opinion. hilarious

The Canada Post Union seems really intent on destroying fucking mail service in Canada… they seem lazy and entitled and they go on strike constantly… they get everything they want from the government then they still have stuff to complain about… and yet Canada Post is a pile of crap… I can’t remember the last time they actually delivered to my goddamn door instead of sending one of those stupid little paper thingies because they’re lazy. Now they don’t want to deliver mail at all? What the fuck is the point of having Canada Post if all they do is sit around not delivering mail?

I think our housing Market’s biggest problem is that fucking rent is $2,000 a month… I don’t give a fuck about car Centric infrastructure or single family homes… I can’t pay $2,000 a month for rent. that’s the housing markets problem.

Uhoh I think I’m having another stroke

That’s what they said at the start of enshittification. Spelling and grammar actually do fucking matter and I don’t care who hates me for my opinion this time

Has anybody tried not being a stuck up fucking cunt? It’s well known that Trudeau abuses our tax dollars God fucking forbid I make a hyperbolic joke about it

Seriously this Canada group is exactly like the Reddit Canada group… everybody sucks Trudeau’s asshole here… I’ve never been downvoted more than in my own fucking country’s groups.

I said I can smell myself and it’s more bad smelling when I wear the deodorants then when I don’t… I didn’t say I don’t fucking smell I said it’s worse when I’m wearing deodorant compared to when I don’t

Hell yeah you can fit like $500 worth of groceries in the 50-inch convicts or mammoths… get the dark color ones though the light color jeans will show off more pocket stuff

If we’re paying for it then it’s ours and we can stop by anytime

Buy a pair of JNCOs

I don’t know but I’m honestly convinced that they put something in women’s deodorant so that we need to buy more of it and it makes us stink more because when I start using fancy women’s deodorant I fucking stink like God awful and I can’t even stand my own smell but when I stop using deodorant or can’t afford it for a while I don’t smell bad and I can’t figure it out

Oh yeah that makes sense the same way that I can’t smoke my weed in the public or smoke cigarettes in public or be publicly drunk… that’s fine I don’t need to take my cocaine in public anyway

If you don’t file your taxes, Trudeau can’t go on vacation again so get your taxes in

Thanks for not being an asshole

Wellp.