huf [he/him]

i used to recommend linux to people. but that also meant that i became their tech support person.

i no longer advise anyone to use anything. i just want them to not ask me to troubleshoot their stuff.

look. imagine a place where the burger is not native. where the best burger you can hope for is… adequate.

imagine, if you will, a country shaped like a schnitzel.

in the twilight zone.

super cheap. no rent.

accepting your baldness will always look better than being all about it.

though that doesnt seem to be the issue here.

nowhere near as good as their chinese duet

dont watch the sequel (i havent either).

but yeah, it’s a james bond type story set in a super weird garbled mirror image of the cold war. with mice and cats. and bats. and rats.

man i’m gonna re-watch it tonight. got myself hyped up :D

cat city

oh no, i’m not falling for this. you’re not a cat. i’ve met cats, i’ve talked to them, i’ve seen cats use the computer. you’re not a cat.

DOS -> win95 -> win98 -> debian (and i’m still here 24 years later…)

yeah, same. i dont seem to have any problem with my ears per se, it seems more like a processing/noise filtering thing in my brain that’s not working at full power. i think my dad had it too.

i cant understand distorted speech, while most people around me obviously can. i have never been able to understand anyone speaking into a loudspeaker.

it’s gonna keep looping through the foodchain until some microbe finally figures out an easy way to break them down… fun stuff.

it’s been slowly getting worse since the 2010s. i remember talking about it back then.

“chose”. learning the language of the worst colonizer of your time’s always been economically advantageous

because capitalists have to lie about reality to preserve their ill gotten gains.

it took less than a day for someone to break run0 totally open, so basically, you have a choice between a well tested/debugged sudo and this new thing which may eventually mature

i have bad news: bash is already a massively improved/extended ksh clone. ksh was a massively improved/extended sh clone. sh got a ton of improvements early on.

this is about as good as you can get without breaking compatibility completely (bash already breaks compatibility with posix sh in some ways).

anyway, once you’ve figured out the hermetic incantations required to work with filenames with whitespace in them, it’ll be time to write scripts that can handle filenames with newlines in them :D

because win98SE sucked horribly.

i feel like i’ve met this woman. she runs the corner store 5 minutes from me. i think she’s on her second husband cos the dude looks nothing like this.

i wish they were at least good memes instead of this shit which is about as amazing as “drumpf” was…