In South California, born and raised, in the dry grass is where I spend most of my days…
In South California, born and raised, in the dry grass is where I spend most of my days…
Sneezing. The answer is sneezing.
They will always have Bluesky to fall back on
LEAFBLOWER INTENSIFIES
Floridick
Spoiler alert: it’s never gunshots
I have a bare bones FB profile for neighborhood info (were those gunshots?), school stuff, local businesses, etc.
They’ve got the same shit on highways in PA
Why is it OS X but Windows doesn’t specify which number?
Silence is a weapon. People don’t like awkward pauses and will talk to fill in the gap and sometimes they end up putting their foot in their mouth.
“Entire nation hates him”
I feel like I’m using a toy phone I bought for a 7 year old.
I actually do think about this. Especially cartoons with huge eyes.
Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog…
A large bonus if the temperature is always wrong
The snowflakes are all up in their feelings today
Thats not quite how I pictured it.
I can’t eat that many carbs in a day. All the money I save on food would be spent on toilet paper.