i can’t believe i just watched that whole thing. it was spellbinding, start to finish.

yeah, except right in the middle of the display

not very much. honestly, only once or twice, for a laugh, which is probably still more than most folks lol

usually, it’s sufficient to visit a pokémon center every so often, but its worth holding onto an elixir or two for if you’ve got a 'mon with low-pp moves

new. sometimes i switch to others for a laugh, but new is my default.

“weird” is an effective way to shut down right-wing nutjobs because they care too much about conformity, and are likely to change their behaviour if they believe they are going against the will of the herd. it undermines their whole ‘silent majority’ schtick.

all this to say, i’m autistic, i’m weird, and i don’t think that this new strategic use of the word in politics should mean you shouldn’t use it in other ways too.

BATTLE ROYALE

what you wrote sounds completely insane to me. sure i don’t use a mouse on my phone very much, but no way would i ever prefer a trackpad to a mouse for a desktop or laptop. and tons of people still carry a mouse to use with their laptops, based on my observations. i really think you may be an outlier here.

body cams only make any sense when you’re not in a fixed location and already always on camera, or when there’s commonly abuses of power off camera. both are true of cops. neither are true of the cashiers at Hot Topic or whatever.

anyone working 8 hours on their feet, even with a lunch break, is gonna be sore. presumably, you’re pulling 12 hour or longer shifts. i am not a nurse, nor do i have one handy to ask for you, but it would be unrealistic to expect to not be sore after that.

it’s “childish” to enjoy fun things like the zoo, according to some incomprehensibly boring and immature people.

i’m sorry, but what is that first one, and what’s the alternative?

“all antisemitic conspiracy theories are deliberately introduced cognitohazards from the illuminati to control the populace” is the best conspiracy theory regarding jewish folk i’ve ever seen.

trickle down boopenom… fuck everyone already made the same joke.

no, he’a dead. throat cancer.

Al Capone

pretty sure my uncle got put away for felonies ages ago.

pretty sure other people have been convicted of crimes before. he is fantastically old though. maybe he got sent to juvie back in his childhood hometown of Bedrock and was the first convicted criminal!

Nobody ever said less capable than Trump.

one nit to pick: i assure you, a lot of people harping on about biden’s ‘mental decline’ do in fact think trump is more capable, or at the very least are happy to claim to believe so. you’re clearly not one of them, but they exist in droves.

and if bernie had been elected, i suspect they’d make the same claims regardless of evidence to the contrary.

jeff bezos personally came to my apartment, punched me in the face, and stole the remote to my vibrating butt plug, and now he has power over my butt.