git() {
  if [ "$1" = "cd" ]; then
    shift
    cd "./$(command git rev-parse --show-cdup)$*"
  else
    command git "$@"
  fi
}

This lets you run git cd to go to the root of your repo, or git cd foo/bar to go to a path relative to that root. You can’t do it as an alias because it’s conditional, and you can’t do it as a git-cd command because that wouldn’t affect the current shell.

I’ll be your data point on the other side of the record: Tailwind is the worst thing to happen to the web.

you have an animated tattoo?

The big reveal comes when you realise the paths are in fact, relative.