…maybe he only protests on factorial dates so the signs stay manageable…
…maybe he only protests on factorial dates so the signs stay manageable…
…you gonna write out that whole f*cking integer?..factorials make for snappy handheld signs…
…nah man, they’re just itching for an excuse to roll out deadly force and mass voter suppression…
…hot tub time machine; absurdly better film than its pitch had any right to be…
…i think the social conditioning to marry prince charming was profound; kind of like religion, we all want to believe in someone to sweep off our feet and make our dreams come true…
…i don’t have my finger on the pulse of generation alpha but for awhile i hoped generation Z might leave that baggage behind them…
…you’re still here?..it’s over, go home!..
…go!..
beep-beep-beep-beep! beep. beep.
…i’m not sure they’re actually made any differently; everything in europe gets a dramatically greater tow rating…
…manufacturers cater to the compact + economy truck market overseas but protectionist tariffs pretty much give them a captive market for luxury yank tanks stateside; your best bet for something new is finding it in puerto rico and paying the premium to ship it across the gulf…
…wagons nearly don’t exist anymore in the US market, but i concur: hatchbacks, wagons, and minivans are purpose-designed vehicles for the way people use them in the real world, whereas modern trucks and SUVs are overwhelmingly poseur props for families in denial of their suburban utility lifestyle…
…when i trained as a rescue diver, i learned that it’s not drowning unless you die: if you survive, it’s a near-drowning…
…two-thirds a dram of scotch whisky…
…for fine drafting, rotation is the last thing you want: that chisel-tip is precious, lead holders are love, lead holders are life…
…pretty much this: you’ll be fined for anything other than well-groomed grass growing in your yard…
…i climbed onto the roof of the press box over kyle field and peed into the open air hundreds of feet below: it evaporated before hitting the ground…
…trump’s an imbecile, but some clever folks are spoon-feeding their asset…
…the craziest part was that it wasn’t there throughout the entire show: during that particular set, it loomed up from nowhere behind the stage and then lurched out over the crowd, or at least those of us who had pushed up front on the floor…
…i’ve seen some pretty epic shows by some pretty epic bands, but the last time i saw muse play, i did not expect to see a F*CKING HUNDRED-FOOT MECHA lunge out from the stage…
…i thought someone stuck googley-eyes on its closed eyelids…