I use highlight/middle click paste a lot which I suppose is similar.

Well, are you okay?

I like the idea of naming some nasty disease after him. Maybe something involving shrunken genitals?

I think we’re more likely to lose states in the near future than pick any up.

I would split the second into thirds and add a “Lying, cheating and stealing” slice.

History is written by the victors. Maybe it would say “lol head goes whump thwobble thwobble thwobble”

Long story on how I got there but I slept part of a night in the engine car of an old steam train in a city park.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.

Two sides of the same coin.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Their parents kicked them out of their basements?

A bidet

Most ‘hackers’ are just mid tier (mediocre) IT level types who rely on existing exploits floating around in the wild. It’d probably be hard to find any still in circulation for such an old system.

Nah you can use ghetto smtp to relay incoming mail to a different port on your server if your ISP blocks incoming 25 and sendinblue (it’s changed names but my sendinblue config is still working) to send outgoing mail if they block outgoing 25. It’s less than ideal but doable for low volume private email servers.