Why does it have to be just like your sister?

Yeah, only total cunts do that

I dunno, this comes across as the kind of comment a racist pedophile would post, just saying.

It reminds me of how Weird Al’s wonderful movie UHF didn’t do great in theaters, being released in the summer of 1989. That meant it was competing against the following blockbusters:

• Ghostbusters II
• Back to the Future Part II
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Lethal Weapon 2
• Batman
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Lando Calrissian and the Mindsharp of Sharu is basically Shakespeare

That point went about a mile above your head

“Source??? Source??? Source???”

Whoa, somebody get this man 50ccs of Source before he goes into Source Withdrawal

Rexxit

At least call it Rexit, damn

Wumao begone

“I’m not a tankie, I just parrot all of their talking points and their weird, myopic rhetorical style.”

Everything Google has done with emojis after the original version of the blobmojis has been obnoxious and weird

What you do is take a screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180° in MSPaint, set it as the background, hide and move the taskbar, hide desktop icons, and set the screen rotation to landscape flipped in the display settings. You’ll get a desktop that appears normal but can’t be interacted with, and a cursor that moves upside down and backwards. Rotate your victim’s mouse the wrong way around if they’re gullible and they’ll think the mouse messed everything up,

In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle

The Android Open Source Project and all of its resources wouldn’t go anywhere, it would just lose its biggest parasite.

Don’t be sanctimonious about your choice in cell phone, it’s weird. Also, I’m typing this from a phone that has a headphone jack and a microSD slot

The live-action Hobbit movies are the only movies that have a worse budget-to-quality ratio than Star Wars Episode II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs

Yeah I’ve seen a few things get messed up by that idiotic rule. When you euphemistically say “reasons” in italics, it sounds worse than it is. I assumed you were trying to gently tell people “Google suspended the dev for being racist” or something.

*Gboard is preparing to add an entirely new kind of activity to log and send to Google along with all of your normal keystrokes

What reasons?