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You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot

Vance would want to do it with it

The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders

And then burn down your attorney’s office. Fuck it, just become an arsonist

Burn the place down

I used to run tech support for a middle school and that’s exactly how the kids used to hold the laptops and the Chromebooks. I’d frequently warn kids not to do it, but sure enough…

One day, you’ll hear a tiny crack, a concerning click, or a new creak and you’ll notice some of your keys don’t work anymore.

And then it’s just downhill from there

George H.W.'s greatest foe

No, it’s still the desktop version. Have you noticed how ugly Windows 11 got recently? It’s because of these optimizations.

Menus have become more touch-friendly and window controls become comparatively more robust as your screen size decreases. I’m surprised how much more frequently I interact with my touch screen than my keyboard and mouse sometimes.

I bought my Legion Go for portable photo and video editing and get a free Adobe license through my work, which is why I went with Windows. I’ve heard that you can install Creative Cloud on Linux, but I’ve been told by our technologists that the Enterprise login might not work when it detects the operating system.

At this point, most of my reasons for sticking with Windows boil down to laziness. If I really felt like taking the time to test Adobe, my eGPU, StarCitizen, and the various Legion Go hardware features, I could probably deliver more informed explanations. But alas… I’m too lazy right now and spend my non-lazy time working on other projects.

They optimized Windows for touch/portable devices last year. The need for a handheld OS is no longer an issue for Microsoft’s most popular virus.

How do I know? I’m not just (an) owner of a Windows-running handheld, I’m a victim!

I run Linux on my server and Windows on my Legion Go. If it were easier to tackle switching from an AMD iGPU to an AMD eGPU on Linux, I’d probably abandon Windows completely.

How the fuck did my Fedora just bluescreen?? Crowdstrike!

*audience laughter, freeze-frame*

How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

Looks up

Everything!

Puts on foil hat

Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…