whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
i hate soup
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
Trying this every time I need to delete an account
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
especially in a police interrogation room
Are you telling me there is a room dedicated to mush
untreatable knee pain speedrun
I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated
I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue
why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway
ah the Cosby technique
In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike
I believe in you OP
Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds
Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later
Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?
I recommend it, even if you don’t need it, bc it fun
pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no
self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk
post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?