Im not playing defence on either side here, this is pure lamentation :
You mean we need to be careful with lightning bolts too now? I used to draw them all the time as a kid. How many more potentially cool things are they going to co-opt and ruin for me?
They better not fuck with my S
Can confirm. The IT guys never deserve their money.
If theyre doing it right, why do we need them? Everything works.
If they do it even slightly wrong, why are we paying them? They clearly can’t do anything right.
I heard a similar argument for kings and queens. Like they’re preselected, no fucking around. Theyre literally bred for the job, and if they piss the people off too much they get violently taken out, and if they do a bad job of keeping the country safe they get took over and get violently taken out. Their one shot at remaining alive is to keep things running pretty well.
I like your idea better though.
Yeah my immediate thought was “poor Phoenix hes fucked either way”
Yep thats pretty much where I am. Its only the chance of abusing the system or getting the wrong guy that puts me off it.
EKANS
Moves silently and stealthily. Eats the eggs of birds, such as PIDGEY and SPEAROW, whole.
Does the stereotype American tourist know that?
You can conquer that fear of embarrassment by loudly talking about “this is why we kicked all y’alls asses”
OP you might not understand just how deeply the shit goes. My 2 year old will only sit still if shes got my phone for YouTube shorts. Its bizarre.
https://youtube.com/shorts/zQ7fSDxwOCM
I just opened youtube, clicked the first shorts and scrolled once to bring you this. Since the algorithm learns what you watch and what you skip and shit like that, my entire feed is riddled.
Edit to add : https://youtube.com/shorts/pJB0qzS7Q_k scrolled again, this was next up. When people talk shit on here because someone made an AI picture and “nice waste of energy bro” and “u suck AI slop” etc, I always think of that simpsons bit
I’d like to draw your attention to the OP image.
~Sorry, im sure its a very good description and youve clearly put a lot of effort in.~
Well every day he gets a fraction worse. You dont notice it until you see old pictures.
I have the same skeptical mindset as you here, but like Wikipedia still seems fine.
Not any more. Every time I relax theres a baseline worry that I should be using this time to do chores that are going undone because im relaxing.
If OP is like me, OP probably doesnt know.
Turn phone on. Phone works. Jobs done.
Sometimes they’ll do it, sometimes they won’t. Im not actually sure what the difference is - im hella sure nobody im talking with does either. Screw it.
sterilised potable hotdog water
Stop talking. Stop talking now.
He was thinking with portals
Im not saying it isnt. Im saying god damn it cant the rest of us have anything?