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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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    Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

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      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        …she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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          For the first few words, I thought this was going a very different direction

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          On a hole on bottom of the sea…

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        However you will now have rodent problems

        chicken got you covered on that front too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubf1oJdQQQ

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