• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!

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        4 months ago

        I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.

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          florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

          and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

          fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

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          Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.

          Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?

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            4 months ago

            I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔

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              4 months ago

              You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.

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      4 months ago

      That was my thought, too.

      Alternately, I’d consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.

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      4 months ago

      The land may belong to the US, but Florida is filled with Canadians. Mostly old white Canadians who lean hard right.