You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived.
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
What’s the story, Wishbone?
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived.
🐶
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?