He did, yes, juiciest motherfucker you ever ate

Same. I wasn’t even over 18 at the time, and they’d still ask

Okay, imagine you’re down at the pub, and that actor from GoT comes in surrounded by a horde of screaming girls. He clearly just wants a drink and to be left alone, but can’t shake off the fans. The bar stool next to you is free, and you have an expression of utter repulsion on your face to ward off anyone. He’s eyeing the seat and your face with desperation. Do you let him sit with you, or do you tell him to piss off to another pub?

Fine, imagine this: you’re at the local Nando’s getting their veggie supreme for your girl Suze, when a man in a tracksuit comes at you saying that it’s his order and that he’ll brap you up if you say different. You notice that his hand is down the front of his trousers, and if he’s hiding anything there it’s either small or non-lethal. Suze is looking at you. What do you do?

Okay you’re at the local kebab shop, and he asks you whether you want it german-wrap style or in a pitta bread, but not once does he call you Boss during the exchange.

Do you take the kebab without leaving, or do you report him to the police for failure of duty?

Lmao, the old Blue Peter “here’s one I made earlier”

Okay, what about you’re at the local chicken shop, and a wean comes in asking if you’ll buy him some chips and a coke. You originally say no, but then three of his schoolmates come in too and one of them looks like he’s holding a sharpened ruler. How many chips do you buy assuming you want to leave the shop?

Alright here’s a more local analogue: how many chavs would you offer a ciggy to if they approached you in your council flat? 1? 10? 100,000?

If one of them is named Kev and knew your mate’s sister, and all but one were wearing Adidas or Nike, would that double or halve your generosity?

Oh weird, you not have PVA?

Haha yeah same!

1990s, UK

Same! I had no idea there were versions of him in the Red Shirt in different languages, with different faces any everything

oh interesting!

No that’s interesting, I was wondering if there was a cultural divide.

Thirty two sounds so alien to me, but I heard it in a Nerdstalgic video and wondered if it was an American thing

Caw blimey guv’nah! Best gets you to the Aighenee we will! Right-o!

I can hear the theme song already: doodoo doo doo-doo, doodoo doo doo-doo

Nah, I’m glad it’s not him. Banksy’s stuff always came across as a bit pretentious, whereas Neil’s stuff seems more fun

Oh my god, just after posting it has now hit me that the name is a pun on “heart attack”. What a life.

You’ve done it again, ghen!

Can he open a checking account with an exclusive bank with bad credit history?