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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Denvil@lemmy.one
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    Oh boy here I go killing again

    • bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      dsfgasfsaf

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        How do you feel about sand?

        • bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          angry slaughter sounds

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  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    … but you’re far too lazy for it

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      Yeah, like I’m not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I’m definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That’s basically a second job.

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        im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

    • Entropywins@lemmy.world
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      Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second…turns out I’m just lazy!!!

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

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    The worry that someone would get murdered and they’d pin it on me because I’m a fucking weirdo loner and wouldn’t have an alibi because I was always at home by myself was a non-negligible part of why I started making an effort to socialize more.

    • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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      Just install security cameras showing you were always home

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I want to get a bodycam, but I am not sure how people would respond to that. Should be pretty legal in public spaces, but still…

        • stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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          Just remember the public’s reaction to Google Glass and you’ll get the idea.

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          Probably depends where you live. In a big city I don’t think anyone would bat an eye, but in a small town in rural nowhere people would probably get upset right away.

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    So anyway, I started blasting

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    Here I go again on my own Going down the only road I’ve ever known Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone And I’ve made up my mind I ain’t wasting no more time.

    What did you think this song was about?

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    deleted by creator

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      What’s this triad bs?

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    A post attracting loners? What I’m hearing is that a lot of you wouldn’t be missed if you were go missing… but don’t worry! Just send me your address and I will keep you safe. :)

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      France

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      Sent. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

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      Earth

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      1060 W. Addison St., Chicago, IL

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is a certified “Hitler-ate-sugar” argument… chickpea

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    Pretty sure Ted Bundy had a long time girlfriend. Didn’t she turn him in?

    BTK was married and cub scout leader and president of his church.

    The Golden State killer was married.

    John Wayne Gacy had a wife for a bit. He was definitely murdering during his marrage. The wife couldn’t figure out the stench from the crawlspace.

    Canadian serial killer Russel Williams was a colonel in the army and married.

    5 out of how many? Ok, maybe op has a point.

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    It’s tough to hear that our seinor citizens mostly end up being serial killers.

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      It makes sense that older people are serial killers though. They simple had more time to murder more people throughout their years.

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    That is not a proper factor. There are millions of solists out there that have no desire at all to kill anyone

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      Maybe we need to gather all those soloists into a proper orchestra. Then they would really kill it.

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      There’s also serial killers that were/are very charismatic and social.

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    I’m just doing God’s work out here, trying to slow down global warming

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